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Possible unpopular opinion here, but "cover your damn nose you fucking moron" works well for me. Screw being polite. I'm too old and life is too short to put up with idiots. Needless to say my social circle is pretty small, and im okay with that. I’ve just stopped being polite. Using my privilege. I’m not rude. I’m straight forward. “Pull your mask up please.” No. “Pull it up or we will document this infraction, post online, and remove you from the premise.”

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